Why Trolls Troll, and how to deal with them

Trolls Gonna Troll

I've been dealing with trolls lately, and I know its not good to feed trolls by paying attention to them, but I've decided to come up with ways to handle them well.

Troll, its a relatively new term.  To me, it means a person who acts in a particular way for the attention it generates.  But, I've started to believe its more than that.

I think that there's this fundamental drive in some trolls that makes them desire control.  They want to make people mad.  They're often try to appear disinterested in whatever they are trolling, and simply are there because of its trollability.  They look for places where they can upset people, and then sit-back and laugh at them.

Not all trolls are devious, but I wonder if those deviants are a result of epic failure in something they tried hard at.  Like people in League of Legends who start losing a lot in their ELO, and just snap.  They can't bare the thought of failing while trying to win, so they take the easy route of trying to lose.  They also want others to suffer like them, the frustration of loss, and the anger...

Solutions?
Delight in the suffering in others is dark...  and a way to combat it is to not show frustration.  Instead, show disinterest or delight.  If you believe you're being trolled, simply acknowledge it in an unimpressed way.  'O great, another troll zzzzzzzzzzzz' or ' nice trolling>.> *slow clap*' are great ways to curb a trolls enthusiasm.

look out for?

Sometimes it feels like you're being swarmed by trolls.  The reality is, that some people are just stupid, and enjoy regurgitating their uneducated opinions.  Sometimes these idiots come in groups, with their imbecilic opinions confirmed by other nincompoops, they have trouble listening to reason. In a way, they are unintentional trolls.  Getting upset with these morons does not help.  

I can't pretend to be an expert on this, but this is what I do:  I make a solid effort to present them with facts.  they will often ignore them, but hopefully it plants a seed of truth in them, that will later turn into an epiphany.  

Trolls end

The majority of gamers have become unimpressed by trolls and insta-ignore them.  They're losers who forfeit their desire to win in exchange for a desire to lose.  They need to find other ways to cope with defeat, and find the drive to be better.  I foresee online therapy for trolls, and an ever expanding quantity of them.  Yes, trolls are only going to get worse.

the Science of God

I make no claims that what I'm presenting is solid fact.  I simply Offering my ideas based on my observations. I welcome any feedback and insights to help me comprehend our world.


I've often pondered the meaning of existence.  For me, this is a layered question, and some of the layers are beyond my comprehension.

The first and most basic layer is why am I here, the individual.  My conclusion is that this is decided by the individual.  We are given the ability to choose, our choices throughout life heavily influence who we become.  When we try to shift the responsibility of assigning meaning to us, we are also assigning blame.  If we took no responsibility for our actions, then the ability choose would have no value, and in turn our lives would have no value.  We would be merely organic machines.

What should the purpose of life be?  To produce good actions.  This is more complex and when I start to reach the limits of what I comprehend.  The way I break it down is chaos and evil consumes, goodness creates.  Another observation is that evil confuses, while good enlightens.

I could go on for hours with metaphors and still not pinpoint it, but there are good actions, evil actions and neutral  actions.  This is where my logic collides with traditional philosophy and religions.  I think of a rock.  I don't think it could be considered good or evil, simply neutral.  Some actions can't be labeled good or evil, but I wonder if it's a dangerous places to spend time, where you stand between two strong opposing forces, they may both draw their line between you and them.

Why should we be good?  I don't think fear should be a reason.  Fear that the all powerful God will thrust us into eternal pain and suffering for not being good.  Sounds like a pretty good reason, but if the reason is fear of consequences, to me the decision has little value.  It is mere self preservation to concede.  Are we so blind to the universal benefits that we need this threat?  Does the gratification offered from evil deeds outweigh our will to be of value? Being good should be done because of a comprehension of their cosmic effect and a desire to create instead of consume.

What put us here?  An UnEarthly force. Something ancient and powerful. Something that comprehends the universe far more completely than we might ever.  I believe we humans may have been created for a few different reasons.  One may have been simply to create intelligent life on this planet, which was teaming with primal creatures.  Or maybe they saw value in the unique way the primates were developing.  Maybe they saw and appreciated the family units, and the emotions developing, and wanted to integrate high functioning intelligence.  And not just creating us and walking away,  guiding our evolution.

When God Flooded the earth(which is a belief not limited to Christianity) he did so to cleanse the evil from it.  I can only imagine the route some humanity had taken.  Intelligent, cruel, stubborn, and  they were all destroyed on a massive scale to clear the path for righteous generations to come.

I also believe that's what the apocalypse will be.  Where the most valuable life on this planet is collected and protected, and a great deal is left to perish.

And my point isn't to create fear, just applying logic to the situation.

So that is where I'm at for the most part.  I welcome enlightenment.  If you see flaws in my logic please let me know.  If you agree I'd love to hear it.  If something seems wobbly I'm all ears.  Thanks for reading this.

review of pizza hut's 'wing street' wings

Took the family to Pizza Hut a few nights ago, and couldn't help but notice the heavily advertised wing street wings addition to their menu.  I'm not really a food critic, but I love wings!  I also enjoy their deep-dish pizza, so how'd it turn out?

Turns out it's all just marketing fluff.  They claim their wing recipes are award winning.  They even put little blue ribbons by some of the flavors on the menu.  I can't imagine ANY contest the wings I ate would win.

I ordered their bone-in medium wings.  Right off the bat, the breading was very crisp.  As I was biting into my first wing I thought the breading had some potential .  That's until the flavor of the sauce hit me.

Thick Salty flavor bit my mouth back.  I hoped that my taste buds would adjust and be ready for the second bite.  They adjusted, and in addition to the thick salty flavor I tasted what I can only imagine mace tastes like. I teared up, not from the heat, but from the salt.

The wing itself was dry, as can be expected from a cooked, frozen, and reheated chicken...  Reheated in a pizza oven, and that's the real problem.  Their wings engineered to be easy and fast to cook, and to last a long time in the freezer.

If this is some sort of attempt to compete its a complete flop.  Why not commit to the idea of being 'wing street' and bring deep fryers in.  Make the wings fresh, add the sauce after they're cooked.  If this is a restaurant, shouldn't there be care in the preparation of the food and it's taste be taken into consideration?  I can imagine it's being run by people who crunch the numbers and calculate the costs of adding deep fryers to the kitchens, increased insurance costs, and additional training for their cooks.   After taking a good hard look at the figures, they decide 'no, lets just call it award winning,  and continue to make them taste like poo.'

Their deep-dish pizza was fine, overall, the experience was horrible.  I could only eat 1 wing, and that was a struggle.  This is a prime example of a destructive bureaucracy.

Bad Business Sense

I'm not an expert on business, but a recent situation I was involved in with someone who claims to be a business expert just blew my mind.

The basics of the situation:
I met someone on LinkedIn with a few of the same capabilities as DFW IT Dept
DFW IT Dept was dropping a client. (we couldn't afford to have our time wasted by this deadbeat anymore)
I attempted to direct them to the people I met on LinkedIn.

After letting the person know I had directed a client in their direction, a string of long inquisitive emails started pouring in.

They were grilling me on the client, and poking at our capabilities.  At the end of my third response to her rather annoying and unprofessional messages, I said 'anyways, I'd rather not waste anymore time on the subject'

I was frustrated.  Not only had the client wasted my time, now this person who I had attempted to give a lead was wasting my time.
I thought that was the end of the situation...

A couple days later I saw she had made a blog post. (she linked it from her linked in)  When I read it I was surprised to see that I was the subject of the post on her 'professional' blog.

In all my politeness to her the only thing she managed to quote from me was 'anyways, I'd rather not waste anymore time on the subject' in her five paragraph rant.  She managed to comment on a lot of things she was clueless about and stated her bad assumptions as fact.

Thankfully she didn't mention any specifics about me or DFW IT Dept.  So she sort of silently burned the bridge.  But WHY?  Is she really that desperate for validation?  She has to create these fantasies of professional superiority to soothe her wounded ego?  At the end of her rant "You can be sure that we won't be exposing our clients to such a cavalier, and unprofessional attitude."  Don't worry children, I'll protect you from my competitors.

The true idiocy of this deception is her target: an SEO.  Truely I'm not moronic enough to pick a fight with, or even cross an SEO.  All the positive web marketing work she's done for her company can easily be destroyed.  People are far more likely to believe any negative reviews out there than positive ones.  Why make a special effort to burn this bridge?

My only guess is she felt dreadfully intimidated when she had a peak at our website and realized she was way out of her league, and saw an opportunity to make herself look better, while making a competitor look bad, and jumped on it.  Her need to do this is based on her complete incompetence when it comes to her actual field of web design and development.  Her site looks like their color pallet was named 'baby vomit' and for her layout she took a below average template and made it look worse.

It may seem like a massive waste of time, but truly I feel like I've gained insight into another dynamic of the human mind, and I'm happy with this.

ignorance and arrogance

Ignorance, people can not always be blamed for this.  Some are raised not knowing things, like tact, general respect for others.  Not always a persons fault they are uneducated, though i prefer they make an effort to educate themselves, I run into the conundrum of them possibly not knowing how to self educate.

Arrogance, I can't complain about this because i find is humorous when people with exceptional knowledge of a subject overbearingly correct ignorant statements.  I feel some well educated people who have put in the effort to make themselves experts in a field deserve some moments of  pompousness.

I think its exceptionally disgusting when the 2 traits combine.  the more i devour the internet, the more i bump into disturbing individuals peddling their fallacies as fact.  Whats worse is when I attempt to confront the issue I  run into even more stupidity.

the most recent example of this was on youtube.  I ran into a misleading title to a video and then while investigating the user more He openly admits on his channel that his mission on youtube is to make other religions look bad so that Muslims look better.

Many comments had been made to him requesting a title change, and he eventually changed it without really changing the false message.  I offered a suggestion for a title and pointed out the idiocy of his tactics.

He felt it necessary to educate me on muslims, and explained to me that my Doctor is probably muslim, muslims built the tallest building in the world (Dubai) and that I should stop getting all of my news and education from CNN and Fox.

I didn't realize that all doctors were muslims, so I apologized to him for that(CNN and fox failed to educate me of that fact).  I felt it was important that building the tallest building in the world didn't require education, nor righteousness, but only money.  In addition to that, I pointed out  that Dubai had the building designed by engineers in the US, and the primary contractor came out of South Korea.

And then i get the string of nonsensical insults that weren't true nor relevant to anything we had talked about.  is that how ignorant and arrogant people end conversations?  I was blocked so I couldn't make any more progress with the creature.

Is this some part of human nature?  To be blatantly ignorant?  like a balloon filled with the nastiest fart?  sometimes when I read this type of drivel I feel the urge to rip my eyes out and stomp on them.

how to make a bad game

To make a bad game, you first off need to have your priorities straight.

1. Profits
2. Cash flow
3. Revenue
4. ease of programming
5. policing company ownded 'forums'
6. and the list coninues...

and then somewhere down towards the bottom of the list is blah blah customer experience / fixing bugs n stuff.

Now don't get me wrong, I understand devs gotta eat, and shouldn't work for free, but if you wanna make a good game, you cant use the priorities I've listed  inthe order above.

now, when making a bad game, the best and sneakiest way to get people to start playing, is to make it free.  I know, I know, i used the F word and some of u greedy devs cringed, don't worry, we'll discuss why this is even better.  People don't like to spend money, so by claiming a game is 'free' you get them in the door, and they get to play something that seems fun and exciting and best of all 'free'!  to top it off, give them some 'real money' so they get a feel for the instant gratification spending money brings.  Oh man, this is just the start.  

As the players progress in the game, and once they start to feel a sense of accomplishment and ownership in the game, you have to develop lots of pressure to purchase the in game money.  make it feel like they're grinding to a halt and their only salvation is purchasing in game money.  But still, make it feasibly possible to go on without it, just so they feel as though they've made a decision. 

Now here is the best part.  once they've been playing a few months, and they've got their friends playing, we really screw them over.  Jack up the prices of everything, make it so they either spend money, or they will eventually be food for those that spend money.  Maybe not now, but eventually they will get into a scuffle with another character.  If they wanna hit harder, all they have to do is spend money.  If they want to be hit softer, all they have to do is spend money.  They wanna expand?  all they have to do is spend money.  do you see the pattern developing?  And its best to hold this interaction off until they feel committed to the game, so their emotions come into play, and they're more likely to make rash decision and impulse spend.

now for some social manipulation...

Do some experimenting with the prices, I mean really jack them up high on random new accounts.  So people who've invited their friends to come play won't even realize they are pressuring them to spend a lot of money on the game just to keep up.

I know i mentioned early company run forums, and that may seem like a headache you dont feel like dealing with, but it is one of the best tools for squashing complaints.  how so?  you control the content!  you think a thread makes your game look bad?  Close it!  and you also don't even have to offer any real support for the game!  just throw players at your forums, appoint some fanboys as mods, and let them try to figure out the complex mess we've made!

And updates...  Bugs should never be a priority UNLESS they hurt our bottom line.  In fact, they should be completely ignored for as long as possible.  A great way to avoid dealing with the bugs is by releasing new ways to spend money.  This should ALWAYs be your priority when making a bad game.  Your devs should constantly be finding new ways pressure and squeeze the money from your players. 

Give them that feeling, that everything they've built and created over the months in the game will be wasted if they don't spend, always give people who spend money on the game an advantage, and prioritize developments that pressure players into spending money, and I guarantee you'll have made a BAD GAME.

razer switchblade

What is the Razer switchblade?

pretty cool, right?
there is already a review out there from someone saying that its garbage...   the person has never touched one, and had opinions on things that aren't even set in stone yet on.  One of his complaints is that it was too small... HELLO!  thats like complaining that a compact car is too small... well its small for a reason: portability.  Its as big as it can be while still small enough to fit in my pocket.

 If you don't want a portable gaming device this probably isn't for you(DUH)... so why would someone be idiotic enough to complain about a portable gaming device being small?  I dont know, but they were smart enough to turn off comments on their youtube video xD(soo many dislikes).

heres what i love about it
1. keyboard
     It's innovative, fun, customizable, pretty.
2.small, but hi res
     There is a high pixel density, which will make it easy on the eyes. 1280x600 on a 7in screen is like 2560x1200 on a 14 inch screen...very high.  nearly double what most can do
3.gameplay looks smooth
      The WoW and LoL game play looks very nice
4. hd video output
      you could hook it up to your tv at home
5. can attach keyboard and mouse
     can use it as a normal laptop/pc at home for gaming

here are my concerns
1.release date
     they dont have one yet =(...  and rumor is they are looking at 2012.  tbh, by that time something newer and shinier will probably be on its way out.
2. intel atom processor
     just my personal experience.  I bought a laptop with the atom processor on it.  Brought it home, powered it on, boxed it up, took it back to the store.  It was incredibly slow.  The gameplay on their prototypes looks great tho.
3. Cost
   While there is only speculation out there right now, estimates are between 300 and 500$...  if the cost is too high i'd rather just carry around a laptop.

So, to me it looks amazing...  If they are able to release it in the near future, run a lot of games on it, and keep the price low, the switchblade will be a huge success!